Written by j.w.

Monday, 14 December 2015

image for Ghost of Big Sam Haunts West Ham
West Ham Cannot See The Back of the Net

A desperate Slaven Bilic, West Ham's brilliant Manager who has placed the Hammers near the top of the Premier League, has recently found the ghost of Big Sam Allardyce haunting his team.

Bilic is certain that Sam, now ploughing hard at his new club Sunderland, has sent out sound waves directed at West Ham bringing back what Sam always thought were 'the good old days' of 0-0 draws.

The Irons are following Sam's directive's of drawing 0-0 at every opportunity and are beginning to sink towards Sunderland in the Premier League.

Slaven, who needs to keep West Ham in the Premier League for the great switch to the Olympic Stadium next season, is desperate for goals but those spells drifting down from the North East are irresistible.

Not even Lewis Carroll, amazingly uninjured for several games in a row, has been able to break the spell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
56 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more