Hammers Fan Off the Danger List

Written by j.w.

Monday, 16 March 2015

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West Ham's greatest fan Johnnie Wubble is officially off the danger list.

He was in hospital with a chronic heart attack after the Hammers beat Manchester City earlier in the season and were fourth in the Premier League for thirty minutes.

A hospital nurse explained that Wubble (affectionately known as the Bubble by Staff) had been recovering after recent weeks as West Ham returned to normal with injuries to key players and series of defeats.

On his discharge from Hospital Wubble explained that with 'West Ham set for a relegation struggle and the Manager being gently pushed out everything is now 'as it should be'.

A Tottenham fan sang the famous Bubble song to comfort Wubble as he returned home to re-read Bertrand Russell Brand's philosophical treatise 'Join the West Ham Revolution!'.

'I'm for ever blowing bubbles
Pretty Bubbles in the sky
Then like West Ham they fade and die'.

It was touching to hear a Spurs fan sing the praises of his rival team to welcome home a sick person from the Hospital.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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