An amazing last minute deal has been fixed between Manchester United's owners and West Ham.
In the deal Sam Allardyce will take over as Manager of the Manchester club and David Moyes will manage West Ham. A joint announcement from the two Premier Division clubs declared; 'We are United in the good sense of this arrangement'.
No sums have been mentioned but Spoof understands that West Ham will get a considerable pay out for facilitating the deal.
Manchester United owners the Blazer Brothers have decided that Big Sam is their man. His history for promoting attacking play is renowned in football circles. 'If it's goals you want Sam's your man' said Karen Brady, West Ham's TV star.
Manchester United fans may take some convincing but it is understood that Lewis Carol will be following Sam to Manchester. West Ham supporters are certain that Moyes will find the club's move to the Olympic stadium in 2016 a huge attraction. It is also believed that Sarah Ferguson is very keen on the arrangement. 'I've always had a soft spot for the Boleyn, but I'm sorry it is getting the chop very soon' she told Spoof. As the most successful manager in British football Fergie's words will be like pretty bubbles for Irons fans.
