Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

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Our Weed Coming To Help

Football pundits are sharpening their pens ready for a take over from the Disasters that have been getting us down over the past month or so.

Joe Weed, out Football mad reporter can't wait. He's been digging around transfer stories all summer and he's tired of it all. He wants to see some real football action.

The other clubs have kicked off already by the real footballers are coming. They will get the grumblers back into harness.

As a Hammers fan I can't help seeing a big French forward called Deja Vu hanging around. He's clobbered Andy Carroll and tripped up Ravel Morrison - typical French cheat that he is.

But we've got some other new boys to come and make a mark so that we can move into the Olympic Stadium as a Premiership club in 2015.

Will we be an attacking force as promised by Sam Allardyce or will we opt for the promising 0-0 draws to survive?

Whatever the case we will be there like all other true fans - win, lose or draw. Can't wait to get Weed to give me the highs I've been lacking for two months now.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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