West Ham Too Much For My Dodgy Heart

Written by j.w.

Sunday, 26 October 2014

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Hammers Fans in the Hospital Ward

Allardyce has been warned before - the displays recently of the Irons have been endangering the health of the team's fan base.

Proof of this was when I was rushed to Hospital minutes before the game against Manchester City. It was not until I had been treated that I could take the news that the Hammers had WON AGAIN!

Here I was in the midst of the immigrant flood that was keeping the NHS going, and keeping people alive who would be prepared to sacrifice their own lives for UKIP to gain power, when the West Ham victory was murmured around the ward.

Not only was this a shock for Hammers supporters, falling like flies as the shock of ANOTHER VICTORY came through, but Arsenal knowalls found they DIDN'T KNOW IT ALL! Let alone Tottenham Twits.

So when are we going to see a return to the turgid, boring 0-0 draws that have been keeping us alive?

Or are we to see our beloved Claret & Blues enter the Olympic Stadium next year as the Gold Medal Winners?

Allardyce - Uncle Sam - you cannot be so cruel (or can you)?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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