The Milwaukee Bucks - The NBA's Cellar Dwellers

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 January 2014

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Milwaukee Bucks fans are the saddest fans in the entire NBA.

MILWAUKEE - Coach Larry Drew of the Milwaukee Bucks has said that he is sick and tired of his team having the worst record in the entire NBA.

He pointed out that his team is 7-27, and that he has no idea what the heck is wrong with his Bucks team.

Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti said that the way Milwaukee is playing right now, a team of elderly nuns from Our Lady of The Melancholy Lake Junior College up in Sheboygan could probably beat them.

Buck's player Miroslav Raduljica (#9) recently stated that his team is getting beat up so bad that he asked the coach if he could start wearing a football helmet during the games.

Nineteen-year-old Giannis Antetokounmpo (#34) who is of Nigerian descent said that he has already learned about 80 curse words in English and a few in German.

SIDENOTE: The Bucks ownership has asked its two highest paid players, Caron Butler (#3) and O.J. Mayo (#00) who make $8 million a year each to please consider giving back some of their salary.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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