Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 15 December 2013

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The Navy team voted to present the game ball to swimsuit model Kate Upton who was at the game.

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7.

The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed into custody and a call was made to Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus who sent two representatives out to the stadium to pick up the pair of bozos.

Army wide receiver Edgar Poe (#82), who is not related to the famous Edgar Allan Poe, stated that it was the only time during the entire game that he smiled.

Navy safety Kyle Battle (#6) who has the best name of any player on either team said that the game was so lopsided that several Navy players actually dozed off while sitting on the bench.

SIDENOTE: After the game the Army team went to have dinner at a local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack while the Navy team went to a local Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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