The #1 Ranked Florida State Seminoles Clobber The Duke Blue Devils 45-7

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 8 December 2013

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Duke Blue Devil fans could not believe the walloping their team received.

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Seminoles of Florida State went on the warpath as they crushed the Duke Blue Devils 45-7 in The Dr. Pepper ACC Football Championship Game.

The Seminoles are still undefeated with a 13-0 record. The game had to be halted late in the fourth quarter as two Florida State cheerleaders ran onto the field thinking that the game was over.

The two blondes were escorted off the field by three security guards who took them into the security office and frisked them to make sure that they were not carrying any concealed weapons.

According to a stadium janitor the two cheerleaders cooperated and were actually giggling and saying that they felt like they were at an airport and the security guards were TSA agents.

The girls were soon let go with the understanding that they are never to try that little prank again.

SIDENOTE: After the game two Duke Blue Devil players were interviewed and they said that some of the Florida Seminole players made them nervous during the game by calling them names such as devils, heathens, and hell whores.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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