The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

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The Jacksonville Jaguars could be heading to merry olde England in 2016.

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's office hints that London, England could be getting a United States NFL team within two years.

Goodell speaking with Buckaroo Kazoo of The Turnstile Review said that as of now the team that he is looking to relocate to London is the Jacksonville Jaguars.

He stressed that the team could change but for now the 0-5 Jaguars are at the top of the list.

Goodell did inform Kazoo that when word came out that the team headed for London could be Jacksonville, at least 13 players quickly informed the head coach that they are allergic to fog and would not be able to play in fog-prone London.

Jacksonville Coach Gus Bradley informed the players that failure to move with the team if and when they move would result in their contracts being ruled null and void.

SIDENOTE: After hearing Coach Bradley's comment 12 of the players said that they know that there must be some kind of medicine that they could take and if not they will just tough it out.

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