Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 October 2013

image for Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start
Gisele Bundchen filming a commercial for Kraft Cheese.

BOSTON - Gisele Bundchen, the wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, told sports reporters covering the Pats that she cannot remember the last time she was this happy.

She said that watching her husband's team start the season with four straight wins is equal to her getting a huge contract to model Victoria's Secret bikini thongs.

Bundchen added that she is even more happy at the fact that they are doing it without receivers Wes Welker, who is in Denver, and Aaron Hernandez who is in prison.

Gisele said that she plans on giving every player on the Patriots team a personal 8X10 autographed photo of her wearing a skimpy swimsuit in the New England team colors.

SIDENOTE: Gisele was asked about the rumors that she may be running for state senator. She giggled and said that she hates politics and she would rather be a hooker than a senator.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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