The Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Are So Upset At Their Teams 0-4 Record They Could Eat Iron

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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Several Steelers players have said that they have to find a way to score more points than their opponents (duh!).

PITTSBURGH - Word out of Pittsburgh is that the concession stands at Heinz Field are going to start selling Loser Hot Dogs in honor of the team's 0-4 start.

The head of the Steelers concession stands said that this is being done in hopes of embarrassing the team and lighting a fire under their butts so that they can start playing like the winners they have been in the past.

Many Steelers fans are so upset at the team's 0-4 record that they could literally eat iron.

Hundreds have even asked for ticket refunds and there is a rumor going around that two of the Steelers cheerleaders have turned in their pom poms due to the embarrassment.

Steelers wide receiver Plaxico Burress has guaranteed that the Steelers will not lose next week.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah...well that's because they have a bye and will not be playing].

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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