Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 30 September 2013

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Kansas City is proud of their Chiefs who have already won twice as many games as they did all of last year.

KANSAS CITY - The KC home crowd had a lot to cheer about as they saw their astounding Chiefs whoop it up and whip up on the New York Giants big time.

After all the dust had cleared and the war paint had come off, the team from the Big Apple was ground down into applesauce with a 31-7 old-fashioned shellacking.

Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review stated that perhaps the Giants ownership may want to consider changing the team name from Giants to Midgets.

The reporter noted that towards the end of the game he actually saw two Giants players sitting on the team bench and playing games on their cell phones.

WRITER'S NOTE: With about 50 seconds left in the game, I looked down and noticed a Giants player sitting on the bench and he had actually turned his football jersey inside out so that no one would see his name. -AMBROSE APPOMATTOX, The Turnstile Review.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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