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Funny story: NFL Denver Broncos Trading For & Drafting All Quarterbacks To Improve Quarterback Play

NFL Denver Broncos Trading For & Drafting All Quarterbacks To Improve Quarterback Play

Centennial, CO – The Denver Broncos this off-season are making moves to provide more support for its struggling signal caller. General manager George Paton was quoted as saying, “Listen fellas. When your team is in a great city like ours, the e…

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Funny story: A Woman In Massachusetts Has Lots, and Lots, and Lots of Erogenous Zones

A Woman In Massachusetts Has Lots, and Lots, and Lots of Erogenous Zones

PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts - (Satire News) – Friends and family members of Loretta Libbensteen, 32, have always said that there was just something about her that made her stand out over all the other girls. One of Loretta’s closest friends use…

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Funny story: The Real Reasons Why The New England Patriots Released QB Cam Newton

The Real Reasons Why The New England Patriots Released QB Cam Newton

GILLETTE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Many sports pundits had predicted that NFL quarterback, Cam Newton was bound to get cut by the Patriots. The rumors around the locker room were that the Pats powers-that-be and Coach Bilichick, were just…

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Funny story: Grambling University Scores 77 Unanswered Points To Upset Cucamonga A&M In The Cereal Bowl

Grambling University Scores 77 Unanswered Points To Upset Cucamonga A&M In The Cereal Bowl

BATTLE CREEK, Michigan – (Sports Satire) – The 71st edition of the coveted Cereal Bowl proved to be one of the biggest come-from-behind victories in the history of collegiate football. The Grambling University Tigers (Louisiana) trailed the Cucamo…

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Funny story: The Denver Broncos Sign Tim Tebow

The Denver Broncos Sign Tim Tebow

DENVER – (Sports Satire) – There is extreme joy in the Rocky Mountains today, as the Denver Broncos have just signed Tim Tebow to be their new starting quarterback. Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, reported that the man who made “Tebowing” a nat…

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa Agrees To Change His Last Name

Miami Dolphins Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa Agrees To Change His Last Name

MIAMI – (Sports Satire) – Miami Dolphins Head Coach Brian Flores says he is thrilled that his quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, has finally agreed to change his hard-to-pronounce and hard-to-spell last name. The coach pointed out that Tua's Samoan surn…

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Have Just Signed Cam Newton To Replace Tom Brady

The New England Patriots Have Just Signed Cam Newton To Replace Tom Brady

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – There is joy in Bean Town today, as free agent quarterback, Cam Newton, has just been signed by the New England Patriots. The ex-Carolina Panther was thrilled beyond belief. He told his agent that he is as happy as kang…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

DEL MAR, California – Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend, Danica Patrick, have been quietly sheltering in place in their mansion in Del Mar. The Packers quarterback says that, since the two are self-isolating, they go out in the backyard every day,...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

TAMPA BAY – The sports world had been wondering if the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, was going to end up having to get a new number, since #12 was already taken by wide receiver Chris Goodwin. There were rumors floating around Fl...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

BOSTON – One of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL is saying goodbye to the team he has led for 20 years. Tom Brady spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine. The six-time Super Bowl champ was asked if he had a proble...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...

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Funny story: San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

The Department of Defense has spent at least $6 million to many NFL teams in exchange for their various salutes to service people and involvement in other military promotions at games. It is part of a recruitment process the War Department says.

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Funny story: In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

DENVER, COLORADO - John Elway, Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has decided to draft himself as the team's new quarterback. Elway, who started a record five Super Bowls and won two during his earlier career in the 80...

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Funny story: Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

In a modest statement from Tom Brady, he says he may well be the greatest ever at his NFL position. Most people think Brady is still upset at being fined $10,000 for kicking a Baltimore Ravens player. "These guys go beyond trying to defeat you...

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Funny story: In The Interest of Avoiding Anymore Quarterback Injuries The NFL Will Make It Illegal For A Defensive Player To Touch The Quarterback

In The Interest of Avoiding Anymore Quarterback Injuries The NFL Will Make It Illegal For A Defensive Player To Touch The Quarterback

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL has finally realized that it has to do something to stop the growing number of quarterback injuries. A representative for the NFL stated that so far this year we have seen quarterback injuries to Minnesota Vikings' Christi...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre flew into New York City to appear on Live With Kelly and Michael. He told Kelly Ripa that he really and truly still feels that he can contribute his quarterbacking skills to several teams in the N...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the owner of Moscow's professional football team The Black Storm has offered Tim Tebow $1 million to play in two games. Black Storm owner Mikhail Zaltsman told SCM's Hercules Confetti that...

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