Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 September 2013

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Tim has faith that even though he has been cut he has not yet thrown his last NFL football.

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Tim Tebow learned that he had been cut from the New England Patriots and he took it all in stride.

He told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review that it's just business and like they say in Pittsburgh that's just the way the football fumbles.

Tebow had played for the Denver Broncos and the New York Jets before he was signed by the New England Patriots.

He was informed by the team employee that is in charge of the Gatorade Aid that team owner Robert Kraft had accepted the fact that Coach Bill Belichick had decided to let him go.

Tim, who is always upbeat, told Mr. Kazoo that perhaps there is a slight chance that he may get a call from either the Atlanta Falcons or the Pittsburgh Steelers who are both winless in four preseason games.

SIDENOTE: An unnamed source has said that President Obama is seriously considering naming Tim Tebow to be the U.S. ambassador to Lower Zamgola.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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