Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 May 2013

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Chattanooga, Tennessee says they would welcome the Chiefs with open arms and a tremendous tax break.

KANSAS CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that the word on the streets of Kansas City is that the NFL Chiefs could be moving.

Rufus Reno with SBID said that he spoke with an inside source in the Chiefs organization and was told that the team ownership is highly upset at the team's dismal 2012 season record of 2-14.

Reno did point out that the Chiefs tied for last place with the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars. A call to Jaguars headquarters went unanswered but reports are that the team will remain in beautiful, sunny Jacksonville, Florida.

Meanwhile the Chiefs appear to be headed for Chattanooga, Tennessee, where they would play their home games at Rebel Yell Stadium.

Chiefs fullback Braden Wilson who wears number 37, and graduated from Kansas State says that he would hate to have to leave the Kansas City area.

But wide receiver Jamar Newsome, number 84, who is an alumni of Central Florida, said that he would be as happy as a pumpkin-eating woodchuck on Halloween.

In Other News. Reports out of Wasilla, Alaska, are that Sarah "Snowballs" Palin is so depressed that she is seriously thinking of dropping out of the Tea Bag Party and forming another GOP off-shoot political party.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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