Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 May 2013

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Tim says he has faith that some NFL team will give him the break he is hoping for.

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tim Tebow, one of the nicest players to ever play in the NFL is still looking for an NFL city to call home.

After being released by the low-flying New York Jets, Tebow feels that it won't be long before his cell phone rings with a job offer.

The hard-working quarterback says laughingly that he hopes that the job offer is in the NFL and as a quarterback.

He heard a New York City sports radio talk show host remark the other day that Tim Tebow may end up retiring from football if no one comes a-knocking on his door.

Tebow looks at it philosophically and says that if it is meant to be it will be no matter what the critics, naysayers, and anti-Tebowites say.

He did remark that he recently spoke with Charlie Sheen who told him that if nothing turns up in the NFL he will hire him to star in his hit sit-com Anger Management, as an ex-pro football quarterback.

Tim has also been touted as possibly replacing Michael Strahan on Live With Kelly and Michael if Strahan is not given the humongous raise he has asked for.

SIDENOTE: President Obama has stated publicly that he truly likes Tim Tebow and if things don't work out in sports for him then he may offer him a job as an American goodwill ambassador to Asia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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