Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 3 May 2013

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It is a distinct possibility that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders could be cheering for Tim Tebow.

MIAMI - Recently released quarterback Tim Tebow was in Miami checking out an orange grove that he is thinking about buying.

He was asked if he had any ill-feelings towards the New York Jets organization for treating him the way that they did.

Tim, ever the gentlemen, replied that he did not and added that someone else will deal with them and they will have a lot of questions to answer when the time comes.

Tebow was asked if he had heard from any NFL teams about a possible contract. He smiled and said that he is confident that some NFL team will pick him up.

When asked how confident, he replied that he is as confident as Taylor Swift never having to worry about running out of ex-boyfriends to write hit songs about.

Tim did reveal that he had received a text message from Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

Jones, has just signed veteran quarterback Tony Romo to a six year, $108 million contract.

He told Tim that he may consider offering him a contract as a type of insurance matter.

When asked to explain, Jones said that he has learned that if a player knows that there is another player who is qualified to play his position then that fact will make the starter play extra hard in order to make sure that he keeps his starting job.

SIDENOTE: An inside source has stated that Tony "Oops" Romo has just purchased a 2013 Lamborghini Murcielago and his personalized license plates read Oop$

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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