San Francisco, CA - The 49ers public relations manager, Mr. Phlapper, told reporters tonight that the team is concerned about the global wing shortage.
"We heard on the T.V. that there is a massive shortage of wings. I mean, there just aren't any wings out there, they are saying. My wife told me she saw it on T.V. She said they can't be lying cause they said it on T.V."
When pressed for more details, Mr Phlapper expounded.
"No wings. No game. It's simple. We decided to stay here in California and just go to the zoo or something. We sold our team bus years ago."
