The Super Bowl Committee Has Banned The Jenny McCarthy Commercial For Paul Bunyan Condoms

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Thursday, 31 January 2013


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NEW YORK CITY - Hollywood celebrity Jenny McCarthy is reportedly fit to be tied after hearing that her 30 second Super Bowl commercial has been dropped from the list of Super Bowl advertisements.

According to Clarice Belle Terracutler, an assistant executive director with The Super Bowl Committee on Commercials, the 30 second spot featuring Ms. McCarthy was way too erotically sensuous to be viewed by small children, elderly grandparents, and immature adults.

Ms Terracutler explained that in the commercial for Paul Bunyan Condoms, Ms. McCarthy is shown naked in bed with a man who looks a lot like Brad Pitt.

The couple is anxiously looking forward to an evening of mattress merriment.

The gorgeously licentious McCarthy is extremely aroused and is in such a tremendous hurry that she grabs the condom packet from her partner's hand and opens it with her teeth.

In the process she accidentally tears the condom, which just happens to be the only one her male friend has and she basically goes berserk calling him all kinds of vulgar expletives.

She tosses a pillow at him and threatens to kick him in his groin region. She then suddenly remembers that she has a Paul Bunyan Condom in the drawer of her night stand.

She gets up to get the condom but by then her male friend's (enthusiasm) has left the building.

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