Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 13 February 2013

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Sarah Palin shown moose-hunting in Alaska from a state-owned helicopter.

LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring.

The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine at a local Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant.

Hogan stated that he has a driving desire and need to get back into the national spotlight.

He told Confetti that he knows for a fact that another person who wants desperately to get back into the limelight is Sarah Palin.

Hogan took a bite out of his Three-Meat Deluxe Burrito and said that he heard that after Sarah got fired from her $1 million per year job at FOX News that she was absolutely devastated.

The former wrestling champ said he watched her on The View and he could clearly see in her moose hunting eyes that she was very depressed.

He noted that he can sense that The Loose Moose is the type of female who just does not feel like a complete woman unless she has a microphone in her face and is staring into a television camera.

Hogan said that the woman also known as "Snowflake" Palin certainly has tons and tons of free time on her hands now that she is back at her Wasilla, Alaska home, Casa Moscow.

The Hulkster told Confetti that he knows that if he works out like he used to and gets back in shape that he has an excellent chance of beating old Polar Bear Balls, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls Todd Palin's wife.

SIDENOTE: Plans are in the works for Hogan and Palin to meet down in The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans sometime in May. The wrestling match will be telecast live on The Sports of Sorts Network (SSN).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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