Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

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Justin has said that his goal is to one day race at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana, California.

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed to a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy.

After the concert he and several members of Team Bieber went down to Bourbon Street to have dinner.

They went to the Giggle Giggle Comedy Club where they watched stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree perform his comedy routine.

After the show Bieber went backstage and met with Dupree who is also a free lance writer for the iRumors News Agency.

Dupree asked Justin about the word on the street that he is seriously contemplating becoming a NASCAR race driver.

Bieber giggled as he nibbled on a bowl of Crayfish Gumbo that Dupree had given him.

Justin, who is still heartbroken at getting dumped by long time girlfriend Selena Gomez, responded by saying that the rumor is in fact true.

He then added that since he has gotten quite a bit of speeding tickets lately that he figures he might as well get into auto racing where he can go real, real fast and not worry about getting no freakin speeding ticket.

SIDENOTE: Bieber was asked by Zydeco if he would like to meet the very sexy and soon-to-be-divorced NASCAR driver Danica Patrick. He got a big grin on is face and asked, "Does Governor Chris Christie love donuts?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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