Rio Ferdinand Claims John Terry No Longer On His Christmas Card List

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 22 October 2012

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Deck the halls with boughs of holly...

The Manchester United and former England defender Rio Ferdinand has told reporters that his ex-England team-mate John Terry is a "despicable cad" and no longer on the black star's Christmas card list.

Terry has been at the centre of racist abuse allegations for as long as I can remember, and, even after having been cleared of the allegations by the High Court, Ferdinand, whose brother, Anton, was the butt of Terry's alleged comments, still doesn't forgive the Chelsea skipper.

He has also deleted him from his Facebook Friends list and ignores his Tweets.

Said Rio:

"There's no way ardever send a Chrismas card to a racist fug like that JT. When we wuz playin fringland, we wuz bruvvas, but we ain't now."

It's also thought that Terry has been omitted from the Christmas card list of his former Chelsea teammate, Wayne Bridge, but for a wholly different reason.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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