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St. Clair dog barks up wrong tree

Funny story: St. Clair dog barks up wrong tree

Toggles, a 4 year old German Shepherd, was found yesterday morning barking up the wrong tree. Mr. James Trifles of St. Clair, PA, expressed surprise and dismay all at the same time. "That damn dog. I don't know what I'm going to do with him. I lov...

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Local estate agent charged with 'dogging' at Barking Doomsday shelter

Funny story: Local estate agent charged with 'dogging' at Barking Doomsday shelter

Isle of Dogs - Five c**nts of outraging pubic decency have been brought against local London K9 postal district estate agent Darren Stucco following an 'incident' at Barking's Mayan Doomsday Prophecy emergency shelter. The emergency facility is ca...

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Footage posted of 'Sir Les Patterson' lookalike being thrown out of Barking internet cafe

Funny story: Footage posted of 'Sir Les Patterson' lookalike being thrown out of Barking internet cafe

Isle of Dogs, London - The drink-sodden, vomit-splattered Barry Humphries-esque character is seen stumbling from a London internet cafe following a ruck with management. Sixty seconds of effing and blinding immortalized on a YouBoob! vid is set to...

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Barking man caught urinating through own letterbox

Funny story: Barking man caught urinating through own letterbox

Isle of Dogs - "Strong drink may have played a part in it," Barking resident Arthur Troglodyte admitted today as footage of him weeing through his own, Acacia Avenue front door was posted on the YouBoob! channel. The London K9 postcode estate agen...

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Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Funny story: Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Isle of Dogs - An Autumn Equinox cleansing ritual peculiar to the Zimbabwean city of Bulawayo is the latest craze to hit East London. At 7.30pm local African time Barking residents are being asked to flush their bogs in a Mexican Wave reaction of...

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Stonehenge bouncy castle rattles Barking Druids

Funny story: Stonehenge bouncy castle rattles Barking Druids

Isle of Dogs, London - The erection of a 50 foot blow-up Stonehenge replica at Barking Park is causing ructions among indigenous Druids. They fear whordes of stoned New Age nuts amassing at the inflatable monument are f++king up the natural cosmic...

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Olympic blow: torch bearer identified as Mrs Thatcher's 'old flame'

Funny story: Olympic blow: torch bearer identified as Mrs Thatcher's 'old flame'

Barking, Isle of Dogs - A gnarly old geezer aged circa 89 who toted the Olympic Torch through Barking High Street today has been outed as an ex-lover of Mrs Thatcher. Their 1950s tryst was the stuff of legend, spawning Mitt Romney and other wannab...

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Prince of Liechtenstein outed as Barking kebab shop owner, innit

Funny story: Prince of Liechtenstein outed as Barking kebab shop owner, innit

Vaduz - 'Fabulously wealthy' Prince Alois of Liechtenstein has been unmasked as missing Barking kebab peddler Constantidis Paranoidius. The fugitive from justice is wanted on Isle of Dogs food poisoning charges following an outbreak of canine VD a...

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Rabies sweeps Barking

Funny story: Rabies sweeps Barking

Isle of Dogs, Barking - There are reports tonight of widespread foaming at the mouth across the borough's postcode of London K9. A rabid 'Africanised' vampire bat is suspected of biting a traffic warden who then infected a colleague during a lunc...

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Barking residents' fury at surfers-to-heir missals plan

Funny story: Barking residents' fury at surfers-to-heir missals plan

Isle of Dogs - Proposals to stream e-copies of Prince Charles' online Book of Common Prey into Olympics residential blocks have been slammed by locals. A report this weekend said registered browsers of the Dodgy Originals website are determined to...

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John Terry to move back into Barking council house

Funny story: John Terry to move back into Barking council house

The mysterious finances of Chelsea skipper John Terry took another twist last night when he and his family moved back to the area where he was born - straight into a four bed council house. The 'stun' newspaper revealed he remortgaged his home in...

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Barking Barking man's bite worse than his bark

Funny story: Barking Barking man's bite worse than his bark

A Barking man is in court for killing and eating pet dogs in his neighbourhood. Paddy Green Chum, 46, from Korea, moved into the area a few weeks ago and was believed to be working as a dog walker. His home-made advertisements for dog-walking can be...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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