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Trump has better things to do

US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He has just signed a movie deal with Paramount Pictures for a film on his life starring with Tom Cruise

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Trump chickens out

US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He said that Saudi assassins were after him and he wasn't going to stay in office any time longer.

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Trump to leave office

US President Donald Trump has announced he will resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Reading from a prepared statement while wearing black face he said that someone had put acid in his tea.

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Tokyo Olympics seek a new market

Organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports on display: mud wrestling and nude marathons. Perverts are particularly encouraged to come

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

Tokyo Olympics now a poor imitation

The organisers of the Tokyo Olympics have announced a low scale event will be held next year with just two sports to be on display: judo and karate. Every other sport will just have to, ahem, eat crow

written by whatinthe world, 12 June 2020

La Guardia's $4 Billion Makeover

The most hated airport in America says they spent the money on new pay phones, killing rats, runway potholes, kicking out the homeless— oh, and moving the airport out of New Jersey!

written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020

Nascar Bans Confederate Flag

Dukes Of Hazard fans and racists were sorely disappointed in the lane change from Nascar. Still OK to wear white hoods and wave swastikas from the stands though!

written by Paul Blake, 12 June 2020

J. K. Rowling Story Delayed

Publishing of the eBook for "Harry Potter and the 3-Dick Manticore Vagina" has stalled, as J. K. Rowling declined to continue work on the story due to creative differences on character design.

written by Zabdgrov667, 12 June 2020

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