"New Update Is Vista for 2020" Says Microsoft
Windows 10 ver 2004 (codename "Soft-ANTIFA") will bring a new level of suffering to computer users. Vista (2013) was like Hell-on-Earth, but the "Soft-ANTIFA" update is Infinity-Apocalypse Super!!!
written by Zabdgrov667, 13 June 2020
Quite kid taking careful notes during school shooter drill
One classmate said: "He never spoke up in class, and when he did he usually got made fun of, but in this drill he was more involved than I've ever seen. I sure hope he learns to defend himself soon."
Disney's new "Lion King" movie to feature Simba and Nala looking for a third
Disney announced earlier this week, "We know this is a bold move, but we here at Disney are very excited to start teaching kids just how great it can be to spice things up with your partner."
Kids didn't expect dad to end pet's funeral in cremation.
As if seeing Sparky lying there lifelessly wasn't hard enough, here comes dad with the gasoline and a box of matches immediately following the eulogy.