Melania Trump's Home Country Slovenia Won't Take Her Back
They don't want Donald to come there looking for her.
Trump Has Bus Parked on White House Lawn
"Since I'll be throwing a lot of people under the bus, I might as well have it close by" said Trump.
Democrats Have Started Impeachment Proceedings to Protect Hunter Biden
They are worried that the former Vice-President's son is too close to, ironically, vice.
Trump Announces the Census Will Only Count Republicans
He also announced that if you aren't counted in the census, you can't vote in the 2020 election.
Brett Kavanaugh is Glad That Impeachment Proceedings Have Made People Forget the New Accusations About Him
However, as soon as Kavanaugh gave the speech, everyone remembered again. His hearings start Monday.
Spain Has Removed Former Dictator Francisco Franco From His Mausoleum to a "Normal Grave"
He is actually being re-interred in the rear parking lot of a Spanish shopping center.