President Trump Creates New Ethnic Classification On Census Form
Trump will now check off box next to the ethnic category titled 'Orange'.
President Trump Refuses to Leave His Bedroom
Trump's entire hairpiece collection discovered to have been stolen.
US Hopeful of a Return to Democracy after 2020 Election
American voters gearing up to dissolve Trump Dictatorship in 2020 Presidential Election.
Putin's Post Rigged-American-Election Plans
"To finally declare the US as a proper Russian colony".
Russian Federation Election-Meddling Corporation to Make Public Offering
"We're no longer limited to just exporting violence and gas."
Gun Industry Gets Around Bump Stock Ban
They're now reclassified as a sex-toy accessory.
Trump is On the News So Much...
In a recent poll, most Americans admit they would rather watch ads or a blank TV screen than Trump.
written by Al N., 23 September 2019