Trump Has Mortgaged the White House in Order to Get Money for the Wall
He is still negotiating with a few banks about a loan on Camp David.
written by Al N., 24 September 2019
Trump Will Station Troops In Ireland in Attempt to Get Denmark to Sell Greenland to the U.S.
While in Ireland the troops will all stay at Trumps Irish Resort.
written by Al N., 24 September 2019
Major Soft Drink Brand to Market New Enema Product
Their tag line, "A Coca-Colon enema helps the rectal go down, in the most delightful way".
written by C/L, 24 September 2019
Evangelicals Worried that God Might be Rational
"No new books in the bible clearly indicate that God is embracing science now".
written by C/L, 24 September 2019
Trump's Putting His Faith in Christian Voters
"I've been telling them that I'll launder all of their god's money for a second term in office."
written by C/L, 24 September 2019
Vice-President Pence Has Air Force Two Land on Michigan's Mackinac Island
The Mackinac Island Council has set a bounty on Pence since even autos aren't allowed on the island.
written by Al N., 24 September 2019
