President Trump Creates New Ethnic Classification On Census Form
Trump will now check off box next to the ethnic category titled 'Orange'.
written by C/L, 23 September 2019
President Trump Refuses to Leave His Bedroom
Trump's entire hairpiece collection discovered to have been stolen.
written by C/L, 23 September 2019
US Hopeful of a Return to Democracy after 2020 Election
American voters gearing up to dissolve Trump Dictatorship in 2020 Presidential Election.
written by C/L, 23 September 2019
Putin's Post Rigged-American-Election Plans
"To finally declare the US as a proper Russian colony".
written by C/L, 23 September 2019
Russian Federation Election-Meddling Corporation to Make Public Offering
"We're no longer limited to just exporting violence and gas."
written by C/L, 23 September 2019
Gun Industry Gets Around Bump Stock Ban
They're now reclassified as a sex-toy accessory.
written by C/L, 23 September 2019
Trump is On the News So Much...
In a recent poll, most Americans admit they would rather watch ads or a blank TV screen than Trump.
written by Al N., 23 September 2019
