Bill Cosby Still Waiting for Presidential Pardon
"I can't believe he would leave me in prison just for grabbing some pussy!" said Cosby.
written by Al N., 01 September 2019
Trump Overwhelms House of Representatives With His Impeachable Offenses
Every time the House meets to go over the offenses, by the time they quit, he's committed 100 more!
written by Al N., 01 September 2019
Trump Prohibits Danish Coffee Cake, Great Danes on Hold
In an escalation with Denmark over the sale of Greenland, President Trump has banned Danish coffee cake from the White House cafeteria. Until further notice, Great Dane dogs will be permitted.
written by Amiko Aventurista, 01 September 2019
