The Mandalorian Slated to Make Disney's Star Wars Franchise Suck Less
Fans thanking Favreau for giving the Star Wars toilet a flush.
The United Nations Security Council Classifies Methane Gas as a Biological Weapon
Situations in High rise elevators are expected to become tense and bleak.
NRA and Trump Republicans Coauthor New Fragmentary Munitions Bill
Legalizing the sale, possession, and use of hand grenades.
Donald Trump Expected to Become First Room Ghosting Mogul
Future projections show a massive uptick in hotel reservations by authoritarian leaders.
Trump Rewrites the Separation of Powers Clause in the Constitution
Checks and balances will now refer to banking relations between the three branches of government.