Fox News Host Tucker Carlson Looses Finger tips in Bizarre Boomerang accident
When trying to catch a razor sharp boomerang, thrown by real life post apocalyptic boy, in Mojave desert interview.
Doctor is brainless
A Swedish doctor says he has no idea what he is doing at the moment. "I'm completely clueless, presently" says the doctor, who is up for a Nobel Prize in medicine. Doctors really should stop and think.
Incident at CNN
In breaking news, the newsroom at CNN has been broken into by a gang of flat-Earthers who are looking for the person who produced a report critical of their erroneous views. Producers are scared.
White House Staffers Enjoy Halloween Prank
As they take turns blowing coaches whistles and watching Trump run angrily up and down the White House trying to find the perpetrators.
Sheeran is a flat earther
Singer Ed Sheeran firmly believes that the Earth is flat, and not spherical, as commonly held. Sheeran refuses to accept any alternative views as he is a paid up member of the Flat Earth Society.
Ed Sheeran and the King
Singer Ed Sheeran claims that he is the grandson of rock n roll legend Elvis Presley. He has no viable proof of this claim however he believes that his grandmother slept with the King in the 1960s.
Is there life in Newark NJ?
President Trump has announced he is forming a new agency to investigate if life exists in Newark NJ. "Do real people actually exist there?" he recently asked. The voters want to know for sure.
Pizza Delivery Drone Arrested for Voyeurism
After dropping its order into the hot tub of a fornicating couple while spying on them.
Boy Scouts to Broaden Merit Badge Program
New merit badges in money laundering and treason to reflect the current zeitgeist.
Lori Loughlin Opens College Cheating Consultancy Firm
"I want to help other elitist parents successfully navigate the hostile world of college bribery and cheating".
Matthew Mcconaughey to Star in the Movie Zlincoln
Where Zombie Lincoln is resurrected from the dead to save the Republican party from Trump.
Republican Party to be Renamed
Trump's White Nationalist Party of Evangelical Oligarchs and Money Laundering Authoritarian Thugs.