Martin Sheen Agrees To Star In Remake of "Apocalypse Now" Remake
Sheen will reprise his role as Capt. Willard in search of nonsense spouting madman, who will be portrayed by son Charlie. The twist is, this version is a documentary.
written by manbrad, 30 April 2011
Government Worried About Computers
Computers that can think are worrying the Government - they cannot be silenced by the law and feel no pain.
written by j.w., 30 April 2011
Obama Presses Trump to Release Certificate Proving He's Not a Giant Pile of Rotting Shit
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Trump has been called to prove he isn't a 'waste of space'. "The American people," said Obama, "have a right to know that thier so-called GOP candidate is not a huge asswipe."
written by Inhopeless, 30 April 2011
BBC Anti Monarchist Conspiracy
The BBC has been accused of being anti-Monarchist by the Queen. 'You are boring everone to tears with your fawning crap' said the Queen 'we suspect you are secret republicans.'
written by j.w., 30 April 2011
Obama Releases Long-Form Excuse For Breaking Campaign Promises
President also releases short form reason for reelecting him: the other candidates are even more disappointing.
written by manbrad, 30 April 2011
Internet Progress
In a remarkable breakthrough the masters of the internet have found ways to make the whole process even slower.
written by j.w., 30 April 2011
Lady Gaga Supports Obama's On Birth-Certificate Issue
Lady Gaga came out and supported President Obama's side on the birth-certificate issue by saying: "Baby, he was born this way."
written by Alexf505, 30 April 2011
