French ban Burka's and eating frogs legs in public!
The French have proved to the world that they are a modern, caring, tolerant, animal loving society by banning Burka's and their sacred habit of eating frogs legs in public, hypocrites!
written by Jaggedone, 11 April 2011
Cameron U Turn on Bureaucrats
Cameron has praised the honourable Bureacrats of Camden Council for banning a Republican street party meant to coincide with the royal wedding.
'We do not want American politics here' he said.
Cameron Fights for the Right of his Party
David Cameron has launched into a fight for the Right wing Tories against the LibDems over the demolition of the NHS.
Petty Bureaucrats are seen to be stifling Health Enterprise.
The Truth About Lombeezi's Army
The rumors that the African country of Loombeezi was planning on invading Russia have been proven to be false. The tiny country reportedly has an army consisting of only three soldiers.
The Very Secretive Organization Known As (?)
Gunfire erupts as army seals Syrian city...most had never even realized that there were Army Seals.
The Egyptian Dude Who Will Definitely Back Up What He Says
Egypt's ex-president Hosni Mubarak denies abuse of power. He then takes out his AK-47 and says "Contradict me and you're effen toast!"
The Charlie Sheen Train Wreck Continues Chugging Down The Track
Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen was booed and shooed off the Radio City Stage after 45 minutes of jibber jabber nonsense ranting and raving which is best suited for an insane asylum in Transylvania!
The Easiest Fish In The World To Find
The World Citizens Health Organization is advising fisherman off the African coast of Madagascar to avoid catching tuna that are blinking on and off.
The Log Cabin Mandate Is Now In Place
In a move that was long overdue, the Vermont Senate has outlawed the teenage practice of using molasses as a substitute for KY Jelly.
The Movie That Madonna Will Not Be Starring In
The former singer Madonna reportedly turned down the role of Cloris Leachman in the film Relic - The Cloris Leachman Story, because La Madonna said she could not possibly make herself look that old.
Sarah Palin's Popularity Continues To Grow...
North Korea's leading men's magazine Hooters Galore has just named Sarah Palin as the woman that most North Korean men would love to have a baby with.
Morris Dancers Find Employment - Dig That!
A group of unemployed Morris Dancers from Sheffield have found themselves work. As well as formation dancing and ringing bells, they will be digging for coal. The group will be known as Morris Minors!
Col Gaddafi Demotes Himself to Corporal
In an attempt to hide from the Libyan rebels, Col Gaddafi has demoted himself to the rank of corporal thus revealing the real meaning of corporal punishment!
Now it's a Puff Scare!
'What are you writing now - it is not that puff puff again is it?' 'Not puff puff or poof but Spoof, my dear.' 'Oh not that dribble again.' 'Drivel, my dear, not dribble'. 'Dibble, dribble or drivel?'
Tiger Woods Says 'Stupid Misses' Cost Him US Masters Win
Miss World, Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Bolivia.
written by pinxit, 11 April 2011
Liverpool Fails to Build World's Tallest Lego Tower
The world's tallest Lego tower has been built in Sao Paolo, Brazil. It stands at 102 feet. The 175 foot attempt in Liverpool has been disqualified because it was built without planning permission.
The Reason Why Charlie Sheen Said "No" To Sarah Palin
Charlie "Showless" Sheen said he received a request from Sarah Palin to purchase one of his "Winning" T-shirts. But Tiger Blood Boy refused saying that the "Winning" T-shirts were ONLY for winners.
Wynonna and Ashley Judd - Where Oh Where Is The Sisterly Love?
Wynonna Judd is so angry at sister Ashley for writing that she (WJ) is very mean and very dysfunctional that she has stated that the next time she sees the skinny bitch she plans to kick her ass.
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Are Two Peas In An iPod
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker are thinking about running in 2012 as presidential candidates under the newly formed political party the LSP, The Laughing Stock Party.
Glenn Beck - The Man In Line
Glenn Beck whose show has been cancelled by FOX News was reportedly seen at a Manhattan Unemployment Office filling out the required paperwork.