President Bush likes Ribs
President George W. Bush was seen eating ribs at Babe's Chicken Dinner House in Roanoke, Texas. At the urging of his wife, he ordered the Chicken Salad Sandwhich instead of the ribs he really wanted.
written by Ellie James, 20 April 2011
Trojan Condoms Announces New Marketing Slogan
Trojan, the world's leading condom company, announced their new marketing slogan today. "Trojan condoms, for today's up and cumer."
written by Pariah, 20 April 2011
Viagra Announces New Marketing Slogan
Viagra announced their new marketing slogan today: "Viagra - Just Swell!"
written by Pariah, 20 April 2011
I.D.G.A.F.
BIRMIN-FUCKING-HAM - I don't give a fuck about this. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! (now a cool techno-rock song here: IDGAF. It's also about sex and parties.
written by Inhopeless, 20 April 2011
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Does Not Like Females Like Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge
Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona has just banned pink plastic lawn flamingos due to as she said, the obvious lesbian connotations.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
So What The Heck Is Next For Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen?
Rumors are circulating throughout the United States that Charlie Sheen may soon be entering into The Witless Protection Program.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
Elton John - The Modern Day Betsy Ross
Elton John talks openly about the ten pairs of baby socks that he personally sewed for his new baby.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
If This Winning Keeps Up - The Lakers May Start Playing Their Home Games In Tijuana, Mexico
Battle: Los Angeles is the number one movie in California - and no it is not about what happens each time that the Lakers win the NBA title.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
Man Wins Marathon As Wife Wins Snicker
As Boston marathon winner Geoff Mutai celebrated, he was totally unaware that 3 miles away his wife had won a box of Snickers in a Church raffle. Wife Brenda said 'I don't even like them.'
written by Mr Goster, 20 April 2011
Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Twisted Sister from Liverpoool
It seems that Rio Ferdinand's stalker is a Liverpool fan and slightly twisted just like the rest of Liverpool fans. Only difference is she wants to shag Rio literally the others just want to shag him!
written by unknown
Baked Bean Found In Aldi Beans Tin
Student Phil Yurboots, 36, from Swindon was amazed when he opened a tin of Aldi's own brand beans and found nearly a dozen beans inside.
'I hope their standards aren't slipping,' said Phil.
written by Mr Goster, 20 April 2011
Hongkong 3D sex film is so hot it meelts your glasses!
A Hongkong 3D sex film is breaking all box-office records, even Avatar's, it's so hot it melts your glasses especially when they do it "doggy style" while sitting on your lap!
written by unknown
Misleading Spoof Headlines To Be Banned
Artichokes two for a pound at Tesdaburyson's.
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
"That's All From Me," says chorister...
Adds: "And that's all from hymmn."
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
Cameron Told "Don't Panic!"
"We're right behind you," says Clegg.
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
Man Orders Five Bags Of Organic Fertiliser
Crap story of the day.
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
Nani Involved In Horrific Incident
Tripped by invisible assailant on his way to put the kettle on.
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
Seagulls To Be Culled On Landfill Sites
"We have a responsibility to the Scousers," says councillor.
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
Chicharito To Star In Hollywood Aztec Sacrifice Epic
"Over my dead body," says Sir Alex.
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
Internet Flame War Breaks Out
Spontaneous Human Combustion blamed.
written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
Giant Spider Discovered
A fossilised spider has been found in China which is the biggest ever known. This echoes William Blake's poem:
'Spider, spider black and white in the forests of the !'
written by j.w., 20 April 2011
Baseball Cards Came Much, Much Later
Pink bubblegum was invented in 1342, by an old Tibetan monk named Master Chicklets.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
The Most Infamous Dancing Pole In America
Miley Cyrus, who says she wants to move on, has decided to put her infamous dancing pole up for sale on eBay.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
The Ever Aging Ageless Bob "The Price Is Right" Barker
Former Price Is Right Host Bob Barker who is 101, does not look a day over 97.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
The Ex-Former American Idol Singer Known As William Hung
IN THE WHERE ARE THEY NOW DEPARTMENT?: American Idol alumni William Hung is presently working as a non-singing security guard at a Rice-A-Roni Factory in San Francisco.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
A Desert Without Sand Is Like Paris Without Hilton
The Kalahari Desert is losing sand at the amazing rate of 19 tons per year. The real mystery is, where the hell is it going?
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
Charlie Sheen Continues To Astound
Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen refuses to explain why police found two pounds of Play-Doh in his underwear.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
Wynonna Judd Can Not Only Sing She Can Also Eat!
Wynonna Judd captures The Kentucky State Fair King-Sized Marshmallow Eating Contest (Again!). This year she managed to eat a grand total of 119 breaking her old record of 118.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
"Snooki" Socks Are All The Rage In New Jersey
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of The Jersey Shore was recently photographed wearing tube socks on her tata's at JWoww's Pizza Party.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
So Farewell, Elizabeth Sladen
I had a bit of a crush on you when you were Doctor Who's companion, Sarah Jane.
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 April 2011
Newcastle united hold manchester united to draw at st james park.
Manchester united was hold down by the tyneside.. The old trafford club beat the magpies in september 2010,but the magpies hold them to a 0-0 draw on tuesday night.
written by Adefioye gabriel, 20 April 2011
