Police Called to Nursery
Merseyside police were called to a nursery in Toxteth , Liverpool, today where a three-year-old boy was found to be resisting a rest
written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
Donald Trump experiences Sudden Drop in opinon polls when "the apprentice" is canceled
Hit television show, "the apprentice" hosted by soon to be presidental candidate, donald trump has been canceled. Mr. Trump was not available for comment on this development
written by James Pleasant, 15 April 2011
LINDSAY LOHAN CONSUMES CALORIES!!!
Skinny Bitch Eats Pea!
in a unprecedented new development, lohan has apparently overdosed on calories. more information as it is released!
written by James Pleasant, 15 April 2011
Oldest man in the world dies after having sex!
The oldest man in the world, 114, is dead, Walter (RIP), his secret of longevity was sex, sex, and even more sex (plus viagra), unfortunately it caught up with him in the end, it was a hard life!
written by unknown
The Restaurant Booster Chair Should Kinda Have Given The Waitress The Hint
Applebee's apologizes to parents for serving a toddler a cup of tequila. They do say that the parents should have noticed the small umbrella, the lime, and the salt around the top of the sippy cup!
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
It's A Darn Good Thing That Sarah Palin Is Not An Airline Pilot
Sarah Palin was asked to name three of the Pacific Islands which comprise Polynesia. She thought about it for a few moments and then responded by saying, Samoa, Tahiti, and...Haiti.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
And The Economic Down Spiraling Continues Down Spiraling
The nation's leading economist stated that sharp increases in energy and food prices could lead to higher inflation. Average Joe/Jill: "No shit, Einstein?"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
President Trump Really Doesn't Have A Nice Ring To It But...
Donald Trump is contemplating running for President of The United States. Spoof site Administrator/Editor Mark Lowton predicts thousands of Spoof articles, stories, snippets, and knock-knock jokes.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
NATO leaders: Gaddafi must go!
After secret agents spiked a cold glass of beer that Col Gaddafi was drinking with laxatives, last night, NATO leaders including Barack Obama: David Cameron, and Nicolas Sarkozy have said firmly: "Gaddafi must go!"
written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
Stark Warning to Girls Joining Boy Scout Movement
… Clue: it's in their motto: "BE PREPARED!"
written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
Wild Horses Disrupt Festival
The sleepy Welsh border town of Hay-on-Wye was invaded by a herd of delinquent Dartmoor ponies who turned out for the Hay Festival.
written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
Zsa Zsa Gabor all set to become a mother again at the age of 94
The actress looks forward to sharing her mashed bananas and apple puree with the new arrival.
written by Thibarine, 15 April 2011
Will & Kate Break Up
Only hours after the simulated 'marriage' of Kate & Will lookalikes the couple broke up and went their seperate ways. 'Kate' died in a car accident shortly afterwards.
written by j.w., 15 April 2011
New Sunday Sport Revealed
The Daily Sport has been kicked firmly over the Boobies but Sunday Sport is set to return with football results printed on bird's beautiful bare backsides. Watch to see your teams scores!
written by j.w., 15 April 2011
Huff & Puff
Obama, Cameron & Sakorsky sing 'We're going to huff and puff and blow your house down', backed by a ragged Nato chorus, to a recently demoted wolf named Private Gaddafi.
written by j.w., 15 April 2011
Holly Willoughby Has Baby Girl
In Entertainment news popular airhead presenter Holly Willoughby is celebrating the birth of her new baby girl.
'We're calling her Holly,' said Holly.
written by Mr Goster, 15 April 2011
Narcissim Awareness Course
This year's Narcissism Awareness course will take place at Stockport's Mirror Warehouse on Friday. Bring a comb.
written by IainB, 15 April 2011
Work Experience Exams to Occur in Coffee-Making and Photocopying
LONDON - The new curriculum for Citizenship will include lessons on how to make coffee and photocopy items in prep for work experience in the summer. Full story: here
written by Inhopeless, 15 April 2011
This is a Snippet
LOCATION - This is the text of the body of the snippet. Fuck yeah.
written by Inhopeless, 15 April 2011
