French ban Burka's and eating frogs legs in public!
The French have proved to the world that they are a modern, caring, tolerant, animal loving society by banning Burka's and their sacred habit of eating frogs legs in public, hypocrites!
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Cameron U Turn on Bureaucrats
Cameron has praised the honourable Bureacrats of Camden Council for banning a Republican street party meant to coincide with the royal wedding.
'We do not want American politics here' he said.
written by j.w., 11 April 2011
Cameron Fights for the Right of his Party
David Cameron has launched into a fight for the Right wing Tories against the LibDems over the demolition of the NHS.
Petty Bureaucrats are seen to be stifling Health Enterprise.
written by j.w., 11 April 2011
The Truth About Lombeezi's Army
The rumors that the African country of Loombeezi was planning on invading Russia have been proven to be false. The tiny country reportedly has an army consisting of only three soldiers.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
The Very Secretive Organization Known As (?)
Gunfire erupts as army seals Syrian city...most had never even realized that there were Army Seals.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
The Egyptian Dude Who Will Definitely Back Up What He Says
Egypt's ex-president Hosni Mubarak denies abuse of power. He then takes out his AK-47 and says "Contradict me and you're effen toast!"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
The Charlie Sheen Train Wreck Continues Chugging Down The Track
Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen was booed and shooed off the Radio City Stage after 45 minutes of jibber jabber nonsense ranting and raving which is best suited for an insane asylum in Transylvania!
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
The Easiest Fish In The World To Find
The World Citizens Health Organization is advising fisherman off the African coast of Madagascar to avoid catching tuna that are blinking on and off.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
The Log Cabin Mandate Is Now In Place
In a move that was long overdue, the Vermont Senate has outlawed the teenage practice of using molasses as a substitute for KY Jelly.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
The Movie That Madonna Will Not Be Starring In
The former singer Madonna reportedly turned down the role of Cloris Leachman in the film Relic - The Cloris Leachman Story, because La Madonna said she could not possibly make herself look that old.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
Sarah Palin's Popularity Continues To Grow...
North Korea's leading men's magazine Hooters Galore has just named Sarah Palin as the woman that most North Korean men would love to have a baby with.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
Morris Dancers Find Employment - Dig That!
A group of unemployed Morris Dancers from Sheffield have found themselves work. As well as formation dancing and ringing bells, they will be digging for coal. The group will be known as Morris Minors!
written by IN SEINE, 11 April 2011
Col Gaddafi Demotes Himself to Corporal
In an attempt to hide from the Libyan rebels, Col Gaddafi has demoted himself to the rank of corporal thus revealing the real meaning of corporal punishment!
written by IN SEINE, 11 April 2011
Now it's a Puff Scare!
'What are you writing now - it is not that puff puff again is it?' 'Not puff puff or poof but Spoof, my dear.' 'Oh not that dribble again.' 'Drivel, my dear, not dribble'. 'Dibble, dribble or drivel?'
written by j.w., 11 April 2011
Tiger Woods Says 'Stupid Misses' Cost Him US Masters Win
Miss World, Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Bolivia.
written by pinxit, 11 April 2011
Liverpool Fails to Build World's Tallest Lego Tower
The world's tallest Lego tower has been built in Sao Paolo, Brazil. It stands at 102 feet. The 175 foot attempt in Liverpool has been disqualified because it was built without planning permission.
written by IN SEINE, 11 April 2011
The Reason Why Charlie Sheen Said "No" To Sarah Palin
Charlie "Showless" Sheen said he received a request from Sarah Palin to purchase one of his "Winning" T-shirts. But Tiger Blood Boy refused saying that the "Winning" T-shirts were ONLY for winners.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
Wynonna and Ashley Judd - Where Oh Where Is The Sisterly Love?
Wynonna Judd is so angry at sister Ashley for writing that she (WJ) is very mean and very dysfunctional that she has stated that the next time she sees the skinny bitch she plans to kick her ass.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Are Two Peas In An iPod
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker are thinking about running in 2012 as presidential candidates under the newly formed political party the LSP, The Laughing Stock Party.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
Glenn Beck - The Man In Line
Glenn Beck whose show has been cancelled by FOX News was reportedly seen at a Manhattan Unemployment Office filling out the required paperwork.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 April 2011
