Women everywhere rejoiced when Rabbit, the makers of the incredibly popular vibrating sex toy for women only (as seen on TV, if you have the porn channels), announced that their number one selling sex toy is to get a make over with a new facility that is set to have women swoon.
Called Thrust 2 Rabbit, the sex toy will retain the Off Centre Wobble Mode, the Variable Speed Vibration Mode and the Twiddly Do Mode, but will be enhanced to have a variable speed Thrust And Pulse Mode.
"It's fantastic," said one glazed-eyed product tester.
According to the press release, eighty-nine percent of the thirty-four women who took part in the tests (that's thirty and a quarter women, if you want somebody to work it out for you) said that the device was the most pleasurable Rabbit ever made. The remaining three and three quarter women were unavailable for comment due to requiring extended time to test the Thrust 2 Rabbit.
Virginia Shore, one of the first women to test the product has since divorced her husband of twenty years after discovering that all five modes can be used simultaneously, leading to the manufacturers to hastily add a disclaimer that the product can harm your marriage if used in this way.
The Thrust 2 Rabbit will hopefully be in stores in time for Christmas, if the distribution staff can retrieve them from their partners.
