Adult Sex Stores were faced with an unprecedented attack by customers after the introduction of anatomically correct Vaginas molded after pictures of Miley Cryrus's privates were flashed on the World Wide Internet.
Internet orders also passed all expectations causing a melt down at the Indian Oder Center in New Delhi coordinating the sales of the sex toys made in Thailand from raw materials grown and manufactured in China.
According to the manufactures label, the toys are made from a combination of latex rubber, melamine, MSG and synthetic tuna fish and 'are life like in every way including a fragrant scent to heighten your pleasure."
A warning label affixed to the device urges caution in unrestrained use saying
'this item is safe to use as a sex aide to provide stress relief, but should not be put in your mouth, and never wear it over your head, even on Halloween."
Reports are also surfacing from Emergency Medical clinics around the globe that some assembly workers have reconfigured the life like Vagina into a modern day version of a Chinese Puzzle, causing consternation, discomfort, and panic amongst some users when they found difficulty in "withdrawing their member after use,' according to some medical notations forwarded to the FDA product safety division in the US.
Attorneys 'for Ms. Cyrus's Vagina are now petitioning the World Court over patent infringement rights, allegedly seeking multi millions of dollars in compensation.
Said one Chinese Industrialist, 'no chance she can collect on the original sale of our product, but we may be willing to consider returning some of the 'residuals' that might otherwise be deposited in our Sperm Bank on any products returned as 'unsatisfactory.'
