Derbyshire - (Rubber Ass Mess): Is 'she' or isn't 'she' crying buckets ...or is it just lubricant seepage from defective eye sockets?
Neighbors have complained that Derby County goalkeeper Stephen Bywater's latest outdoor art installation 'appears to be crying' and has outraged pubic decency.
Straddling a graffiti-riddled portaloo the 7ft blow-up sex doll has stonking 48GG-cup tits and detachable rubber genitalia.
Bywater erected the mascot in his back yard during a rather creative phase earlier this year.
And although boasting 100% anatomical accuracy Sutton-on-the-Hill residents say the doll's a monster that is blighting property prices in an already dodgy cash-strapped housing market.
"Bywater's taking the piss," long-suffering neighbor Mrs Hilda Lungo said today.
"Anyone got a spare air-rifle?"
