Bodily de-Africanization of Jackson DNA a Pentagon triumph

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Friday, 26 June 2009

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Did surgeons really suck out Jackson's African DNA and replace it with an Arian equivalent?

Area 51, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): US military psychic surgeons are adamant: the Pentagon's rock-solid guarantee that Michael Jackson's physical transformation from African American to de-Negroised white-skinned father of three Causasian blonde-haired children will always remain an official US state secret.

The singer's 1993 overnight metamorphosis was spun as a natural process of gradual evolution, technically similar to the rather more rapid engorgement of Dolly Parton's breasts from an eye-catching 32DD to a stonking 32GG.

"Yeah, but no-one managed to suck out Parton's Caucasian DNA and replace it with er, Oprah-style African genomes!" LA FagHagSlagMag editor Dave Skank commented this morning.

NATO intelligence sources have always maintained the real Jackon died on a plastic surgeon's operating table and was immediately replaced with a dark-haired Arian-DNA clone.

Lisa Marie Presley is one massive liar.

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