Written by Alex Quaeda

Thursday, 19 February 2004

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Geniuses at Work!

Is Breathing Safe? Is the question being asked by the world's leading scientists today.

Dr Hans Keltzer, one of the world's leading death scientist's, has suggested that if breathing in and out only once a minute means that you're less likely to have a heart attack. However, close colleague Dr Kelt Hanzer, says that inhaling for such a long time could cause serious problems such as death. Both doctors spent many hours arguing over their theories, and many experiments were conducted.

Both doctors sadly died shortly after making this statement. The coroner's reason was "prolonged exposure to oxygen."

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