Bush Announces Global Warming is Alot of Hot Air

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 21 February 2007

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Bush disproves global warming!

GW Bush hiked for miles in a rare Texas blizzard to show the world that the man from whom he stole the Presidency, and who has now become America's foremost environmental prophet, is wrong again.

Panting from his snowshoe twenty mile hike Bush just managed to get the words out: "Goorhe...didn't...hinvent the hinternet...but he sure did make-up this ...global hwarming thang! Look at all this snow, in Texas no less!

"I saw this much snow on a mirror in my frat house in New Haven but never here in the Lone Star state. Gore's selling ice in Iceland with this Incontinent truth book...just don't buy any yellow snow from old Al!"

Bush chortled while thanking his brain, Karl, for the clever one-liners.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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