Are the Stars Out Tonight? Get Out of the Way, Elon!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 15 January 2023

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He Who Controls the Sky Is Made A God

Just as rich slum lords like to build skyscrapers to block the natural views of water and mountains and rolling fields of gently waving grass … (so that we all get to see hideous people walking around their flats and lofts and mistress’s apartments in the nude or jerking off or dancing sadly or playing air guitar and missing all the right cords …)

… so too does Elon Muck want to send up so many satellites by 2042 that the beautiful night sky or stars will be blocked forever.

He has said, “Why would people want to see the universe when they could see me?”

Is it a satellite or is it Alpha Centauri? Who wants to know? If you want to see the stars, Elon will show you which stars he feels you have the right to see. Did someone land on the moon? They did, if Elon says so.

Can anybody own a view? Elon can, and he’s gonna show you – he’ll show you all! – that he has so much wealth and power that he can shut out the night and turn it into day. He will control time itself! My God – that man thinks he’s god!

Time to be an atheist – to save your soul.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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