Just as rich slum lords like to build skyscrapers to block the natural views of water and mountains and rolling fields of gently waving grass … (so that we all get to see hideous people walking around their flats and lofts and mistress’s apartments i…
There are two ways to handle things in Life, just do it - or have a Plan. The second one works better most of the time. On Earth - most of the scientifically advanced nations think the best way to launch space satellites is Just do it. Shoo…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA is in a state of shock, as reports from Satellite Ferdinand Magellan X3 have just reported that the Mars Land Rover is missing. Word is that Perseverance was last heard from at 2:30 a.m. (Martian Standard Time). A N…
WICHITA, Kansas – (Spoof News) - A corn farmer, whose farm is located seven miles west of Wichita, has informed the local authorities about a strange-as-hell happening. Max Wafer, 63, told a reporter with Fox News, that as he was rotating the crop…
Millions of customers were unable to access their mobile data today when the O2 network suddenly stopped working due to "technical problems". The company did not specify what the problems were, but suffice to say that they were technically technic...
Cape Canaveral - Fifteen years after being mothballed as a national embarrassment a newly refurbished satellite designed by Al Gore is ready to blast off into outer space. A $95 million makeover sees GoreSat1 primed to orbit the planet for data ga...
A proposed top secret military defence satellite launch from Glasgow Mission Control missed a launch window by minutes today when it was realised that no one had brought a lighter to light the blue touch paper with. Another launch window is avai...
HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center is that NASA will be making good on the threat they made to Russia one month ago. According to Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson, the government of Russia was told that if it invade...
HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesman, told the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center news media that they have sent a warning to President Putin of Russia. Timmelfarb stated that if Putin invades the Ukraine then NASA will immediately terminate pro...
OTTUMWA, IOWA - A rogue satellite, owned by an Australian multi-millionaire, Herschel McBee, crashed to earth early Tuesday evening in an Ottumwa neighborhood. According to local police, the satellite destroyed a home owned by resident, Lucille...
MOSCOW - The Russian News Agency, Vodkavich has just announced that Russia's premier satellite Siberia 7 has just sent back some astonishing photos taken of the planet Mercury. A spokesperson for Vodkavich said that 17 of the 19 photographs clearl...
London, UK - Pals of Brit fugitive from justice the Gobshite Widow holed up at a secret terror safehouse at 25 Acacia Avenue, Barking, Isle of Dogs are having none of it of course. This evening's televised predictions about the GOCE (Gravity Field...
Space - Named after the ancient Greek divine winged stallion Pegasus the 1.2kg nano-satellite got itself into a spot of bother following a smash-up with an orbiting cold war Soviet space snooper. Launched on 25 April from the Chinese spaceport of...
Pyongyang NK: North Korea's much publicized satellite launch ended quickly in failure by not achieving orbit, greatly embarrassing the country's new leader Kim Jong Un. The three stage Unha-3 rocket and its weather satellite payload crashed into t...
Couch potatoes across the UK were left without their daily dose of Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women as a solar flare bathed the Earth knocking out Sky's Astra satellite. The several million mile long stream of high energetic particles from the sun trav...
Lady Gaga left Sky customers furious following her interesting choice of headgear at the 2011 EMA's. She appeared on stage wearing a satellite on her face, which caused interruption for Skyviewers causing them to lose satellite signal from their...
Special to INS - The 20-year-old satellite that crashed into Earth last week had a roughly 1-in-3,200 chance of hitting a person, NASA officials claimed. The Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite, or UARS (pronounced: you-arse), apparently missed the p...
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