NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Iceland has just received some extremely bad news from the World Federated Weather Service (WFWS).
According to expertistic experts, research has shown that due to global warming, Iceland is melting at an alarming rate of 7% with each passing year.
This weather phenomenon can be seen in the fact that lots of Icelandic polar bears, penguins, and seals are starting to head south in the general direction of Ireland.
The animals are simply latching on to icebergs that are heading south.
Meanwhile experts with WFWS have made it abundantly clear that at this rate, by the year 2037, Iceland will end up becoming simply one not-so-huge iceberg.