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Funny story: Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!

Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!

NASA has released its newest data from the Mars Rover that proves that Mars is not a globe-shaped planet as thought by casual observers. The Rover has just sent back all its recorded data from a simple plumb bob level detector that is onboard. This d...

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Funny story: Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

The findings of Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were rubbished by some "academics" at the 106th Indian Science Congress which ran from 3-7 January. Hindu mythology and religion-based theories have increasingly become part of its agenda. Scie...

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Funny story: Al Gore warns of a pending eclipse of the sun by the earth

Al Gore warns of a pending eclipse of the sun by the earth

UPDATE PRINT THROUGH Al Gore was found with his lips frozen to Obama’s anatomy late last night on a golf course in the Midwest, police report. The pair is expected to recover as soon as Global Warming hits. In the meantime they are headed to warm...

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Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum

Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum

GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Man, Fat Cat Fringo is a mean taskmaster. How in the world are we going to make some kind of contraption to change sticks, rocks, and mud into silver, gold, and platinum?" the deputy chief water department head said to his crew of...

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Funny story: Atheist Sam Harris: Keep Dinosaurs out of the Classroom!

Atheist Sam Harris: Keep Dinosaurs out of the Classroom!

Prominent atheist and notable public figure Sam Harris has persuaded some Democratic Senators to try to stop the Flintstones from being shown in science classes. According to Harris, the scientific evidence about human beings evolving much later than the extinction of the dinosaurs is not only compelling... But also entirely delegitimises showing children any programs that depict humans and...

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Funny story: Creationist Breakthrough: Actually, the World is Really, Really Old!

Creationist Breakthrough: Actually, the World is Really, Really Old!

The booming pseudoscience industry in the USA has recently got a huge boost, as one Young-Earth "Creation Science" Institute has made an earth-shaking and absolutely unprecedented breakthrough. Yes: apparently, contrary to previous, less empirica...

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Funny story: New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

A new company named KRAP Inc. has stepped forward to take action in the Ebola crisis. KRAP Inc. (Kaci Risks and Preventions) maintains it is responding in the spirit of Salem in the 1690's, Senator McCarthy in the 1950's, and the anthrax scare on...

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Funny story: Shock Discovery by Dawkins, Pinker: It's All Socially Constructed

Shock Discovery by Dawkins, Pinker: It's All Socially Constructed

A group of prominent evolutionary scientists, once previously fiercely opposed to the po-mo pretensions of well-tenured intellectuals, have now been suitably chastened by a recent scandalous discovery. Yes… time, gravity and even cheesy Doritos are actually social constructed™ after all. Kein Scheisse Scherlock, it's the Absolute Truth! Genial and witty project leader Professor Richard...

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Funny story: End of The Universe?

End of The Universe?

Scientists at the Hadron Particle Accelerator outside Geneva, Switzerland are all excited at being given 'permission' to conduct a "ground breaking" particle experiment in the 27 kilometre long tunnel. Lead particles will be accelerated at veloci...

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Funny story: Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

The Creation Museum, located in Petersburg, Kentucky, is operated by the Christian apologetics ministry, to promote a Young Earth creationist explanation of the origins of the universe based on a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation narrat...

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Funny story: Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

According to the latest evolutionist bullshit, European men have grown 11cm taller between 1870s and th 1980s. [Writers Note: Evolution, the notion that pond scum can turn into humans if left for long enough, is the unscientific claptrap which is...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines. During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such...

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Funny story: Supersymmetry theories kicked into orbit!

Supersymmetry theories kicked into orbit!

After millions of dollars of investment the human race can relax and rest assure that "Black Holes" spinning in space are not targeting the planet earth because the Supersymmetry theory has now been kicked into orbit! Scientists working at the LHC...

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Funny story: More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists! The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'. It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...

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Funny story: Shock of shocks! Cern 'discover' Higgs boson just as predicted!

Shock of shocks! Cern 'discover' Higgs boson just as predicted!

The Higgs boson, the particle that has cost untold billions of dollars to detect, has potentially been discovered, just as the Cern scientists said it would be earlier in the year. The Hadron collider is due to be shut down at the end of the year...

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Funny story: Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...

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Funny story: Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers at the Water Memory Project in Bath have successfully located the homoeopathic trace memory of the very bath water that Archimedes leapt from whilst shouting Eureka three thousand years ago. "We are bowled over by this dis...

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