There has been a massive cover up about a black hole at the Large.Hadron.Colider. as far the World knows it is having essential maintenance.
When Scientists discovered the Higgs Bosum they also at the same time created a black hole.
A top scientist who works at the Large.Hadron.Colider. has told me, at the moment it is small and they have been able to contain it but says it could eventually get bigger and even escape causing total destruction of the known universe.
All the world can do is hold its breath and hope the worlds scientists can control this genie from popping out of the bottle.
It is believed the black hole is particularly unusual in that it sucks out jokes from humourous news articles.