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First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

Funny story: First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

Scientists analyzing photographs sent back to Earth from the Event Horizon Telescope, which was used to capture the very first images of a black hole, have said that there appears to be another black hole inside the first black hole. The original...

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Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

Funny story: Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

Scientists announced last week that a string of high-powered telescopes to capture a first-ever image of a black hole, a “supermassive” black hole named M87. This week President Donald Trump, a notorious doubter of scientific conclusions, editoria...

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Jennifer Lopez is scared of black holes

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez is scared of black holes

Jennifer Lopez is officially a science fanatic, after reading her daughter's science book issued by an elementary school. "When I was in school, I never read books. I was just Jenny from the block," says Lopez. She's amazed and terrified at t...

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Black Hole Needs To Pull Up Its Pants

Funny story: Black Hole Needs To Pull Up Its Pants

Newly-released images have stunned the scientific community. A Nobel Prize recipient was quoted as saying, "Nobody wants to see that. Put on some underwear or something." This latest test confirms the hypothesis that the universe is composed of...

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First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

Funny story: First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

Following the astonishing release of the first ever images of a black hole, the late Dr Albert Einstein, the little-known theoretical physicist and Nobel prize winner, has spoken out today through clairvoyant conman medium Derek Acora. Mr Acora's spi...

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Dark Matter "Needs to Lighten Up" Says Head of CERN

Funny story: Dark Matter "Needs to Lighten Up" Says Head of CERN

"C'est un travail de merde" said normally mild mannered Monsieur Jacques Trounoir, Head of Operations for the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in conversation with The Spoof's European Editor, Plagny Toxique. "We at CERN proved the existence of Higgs bo...

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Do Black Holes Matter?

Funny story: Do Black Holes Matter?

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the supernova world of intergalactic phenomena, the subject of black holes sucking the innards of failing stars into their astronomical vacuum might challenge mere mortals not accustomed to thinking outside the box. But allow...

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Prof. Stephen Hawking on Black Holes

Funny story: Prof. Stephen Hawking on Black Holes

Our science reporter from U-R-FKD magazine found Prof. Hawking in his study, hard at work at his computer. Our reporter, Toto Bohr, asked him some searching questions. Dr. Toto is no amateur in the field of scientific exploration. He is the man who invented the aquatic mousetrap, currently selling well in Malaysia. Hawking replied in his usual Dalek accent for which he is famous. B. So what...

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CERN Retracts Announcement of Having Created a Black Hole

Funny story: CERN Retracts Announcement of Having Created a Black Hole

Geneva, Switzerland - C.E.R.N., The European Organization for Nuclear Research, has retracted its claim made on Monday of having created an actual black hole in the collision chamber of the particle accelerator. CERN issued a very enthusiastic pre...

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Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

Funny story: Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune. 'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission. 'I've never seen anything...

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Cover Up About Black Hole At Large Hadron Colider

There has been a massive cover up about a black hole at the Large.Hadron.Colider. as far the World knows it is having essential maintenance. When Scientists discovered the Higgs Bosum they also at the same time created a black hole. A top scien...

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Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error. A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite...

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Black hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!

Funny story: Black hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!

Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy! Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Pro...

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Millions of "black holes" found in the Royal Albert Hall, not space!

Funny story: Millions of "black holes" found in the Royal Albert Hall, not space!

Sceintists have discovered millions of black holes and at first the scientific fraternity thought they were talking about those black holes a trillion miles away from earth; they could never have been further from the truth! The black holes have b...

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Black hole of Calcutta becomes reality!

Funny story: Black hole of Calcutta becomes reality!

Much of India has been thrown into darkness as a massive power cut plunged many Indian cities into pure darkness including Calcutta. Many of the local citizens, who haven't got the pleasure of electricity, went on the rampage, looting and breaking in...

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NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Funny story: NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...

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Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Funny story: Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Esteemed space pervert Prof Steven Hawkins has been under investigation by animal rights groups. The shock revelation comes as no surprise as the prof has been on a downward spiral of self destruction that would put Charlie sheen to shame. Hawkins...

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Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House: Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon

Funny story: Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House: Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon

WASHINGTON - Black holes: "They're the most destructive monsters in the universe. We already knew they can be powerfully massive. Now scientists say they have found the most massive ones yet; as reported in The Billingsgate Journal of Natural Sci...

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