A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin.
The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error.
A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite recycle loop which cause it to overload then overheat and explode before it created a mini "Black Hole" which in turn sucked in the Overheating laptop causing an implosive flash which badly burned the man's face.
The mini black hole then swallowed itself and was last seen heading east out of the 2nd floor window towards the Welsh coast.
A Microsoft spokesman said its engineers were working through the night to create a "bug fix" which should be available in the next few hours.
